English. Poor, poor, English.

English is a trend, it’s an aesthetic, it’s better than most English being texted by teens in Canada as we speak.

It’s often unintentionally hilarious.

Yes it's affordable. No, I still don't want it.

At least you know what you're in for.

Sometimes Engrish is even insightful.

More often than not, you just feel like taking a shower.

I do too.

Or wanting baby skin.